Congress in Beijing and Trouble in Bikini Bottom

     Welcome to the Bikini Bottom world news headquarters, where Plankton's nefarious plan to prevent you from reading my blog post has been foiled once again by Mermaid Man and Barnacle boy. Grab a Krabby Pattie and get your bubbles ready, because here’s some news.

     The communist party of China holds a congressional meeting quinquennially--isn't that a tongue twister--and the latest is set to begin this Wednesday in Beijing. It's expected that President Xi Jinping will reassert and expand his powers as President, which is a big deal. To be more specific, the congress has an option to rewrite their constitution if it's deemed necessary, but it will most likely be rewritten to reflect the Ideology of Xi Jinping elevating "him to the status of previous Party giants Mao Zedong and Deng Xiaoping". While this has many implications, I don't feel like writing an in depth analysis on the subject and will therefore go over a part of the expected agenda for congress. Throughout the congressional meeting a five year plan will most likely be drawn up regarding the direction in which China wants to move, which will most likely result in further modernization, extensive reform and a continued role on the world stage. We here in Bikini Bottom fear the rapid expansion of the Peoples Republic of China into our sea and stand ready with our trusty spatulas and nets in hand for whatever may come our way. Thank you for reading the Bikini Times and may Patrick Star be with you.

Keep it classy,
    The magnificent twat otherwise known as the Rick to your Morty, T. R. Dixon.

Source:
  
          “China Communist Party Congress Set to Start in Beijing.” BBC News, BBC, 18 Oct. 2017, www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-41647872.